Doing Bad Things is Fun...MONSTER WEEKEND Cont.

(Maybe I shouldn't be able to play video games for like the weekend)

As promised now that I have had time to shake off the stink that was this weekend it is time to recap it.

UGA lost 17-6 why? Because Washauns Hit and Run Dumb ass can't hold onto the football (I really wish he'd have gone to jail at this point). Thanks alot Douche

GT lost 28-25? This is a good thing because I spent the weekend w/Tech Alums and had they not lost to a Div 2 school I wouldn't have survived the weekend...oh wait Kansas is still a Div 1 school they just lost to North Dakota St (an actual Div 2 school) the week before. Hahahaha. Not to mention VA Tech lost to Boise St. (eww) and James Madison (Div 2) back to back weeks. ACC! ACC! ACC! The ACC has no value and should not be an automatic qualifying conference.

The Braves continue to suck

The Cowboys and Lions both lost due to dumbass plays made by former GA Tech Players (Tashard Choice and Calvin Johnson). Gary Guyton did make a nice play in the NE Cincy game.

Now that I've got all the suck out of the way let's talk about what went right and why MONSTER WEEKEND was a success:

Keg Beer! Sweetwater IPA and it's full delicious 7% alcohol per volume flavor to be exact

Four Loko! I've sworn it off 6 times now but let's be realistic raging on lok with friends outside of gas stations and then going bowling only happens when you lok. Good Times

Strippers! Even when they have a clit that is almost the size of your own dick it is fun to get slapped in the face with big, fake titties. Explain that you have no cash. Have them follow you to the ATM. Then demand that whore give you change from your $10 out of her G-string

Taco Cabana! I'm not sure if this was the name of the restaurant or not, but finding $3 on the sidewalk on the walk there and buying and eating a cheese bean burrito for $3.01 and puking it up was well worth it. Deliciousness x 2

Shirtless Walk Home! Apparently this is a rule and so we all walked shirtless back home while dipping. Attempts were made to purchase sex. Friends were lost on accident. And bums were harassed.

MONSTER WEEKEND!!! Only 3 Days Until It's Always Sunny Premiere. Only four days until MONSTER WEEKEND Part Deaux