Everyone worth knowing, knows the Mets suck. What many fail to realize is that this level of suck rubs off even on people who are only affiliated with the organization by banging K-Rod's mom. Francisco Rodriguez (4-2, 2.24 ERA, 25 SV, 1 RfD (Responsibility for Divorce)) got into an altercation with his father-in-law in the Mets' clubhouse after yet another loss. Details are hard to find, but the end result is K-Rod punched his New Dad in the kisser, hopefully a strong right, who ended up being the biggest bitch and widest gaping pussy about the whole thing. Not only did the guy press charges and have him arrested for assault, he also had to go to the hospital. Going to the hospital for "facial bruises" is weak sauce. I hope the guy catches one of those nosocomial superbugs and ends up pissing blood for the rest of his life. Justified.
K-Rod clearly has issues with this guy and may have been hitting him for a good reason, but c'mon. He's a professional athlete and all one of his right crosses can inflict are "facial bruises". Pop-in-law should have been chewing on incisors or digging his eyeball out with a spoon and a sponge. At the very least having to hold his head back and apply pressure to his nose. I bet Billy Wagner could throw a punch like a man. Hopefully he hit himself last night for trying to lose another game.
The best part of the article covering the altercation is the accompanying poll.
Let's hope so.
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