F2DR: Reposted to Protect Friendship, Nothing Else

{Ed. Note: The previous post titled "F2DR Returns/Presents: Shots That Will Get You Drunk: Dublin Street Riot" has been removed and reposted in order to remove the hilarious comments that you, our readers posted.  There were some good ones, comments about how certain parties don't get laid enough (AMEN), how certain girls find the word "hiporker" funny and how they don't even realize yet that that is their new nickname, now and forever, and how other certain girls can't handle a little truth in the face but they always seem to be able to handle a little penis in the ass.  This is not being done for whiny crybabies, this is being done for the goodness and faithfulness of friendship.  For in these troublesome times, one thing you should be able to rely upon is friendship.

The F2DR family of friends apologizes to our readers, fans, internet rights activists, baby Jesus, and most of all to the Constitution, for in deleting away the original comments we have failed all of you.  We moved from Tumblr all those months ago, with a goal of allowing you, the reader, to provide insight and commentary on our pieces.  With that we expected a certain knowledge that we in turn will totally comment on your comment.  I'm reminded of a certain adage, "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."  Well, maybe if you can't handle The Internet, you SHOULD stay in the kitchen.  We would like to also point out that no names were revealed with the comments and that anonymity was promised by the fact no names were written and guaranteed by the fact that no one reads this.

A general note to all future crybabies who can't handle The Internet (even if they can handle taking it up the ass multiple times in one night), DON'T MESS WITH THE INTERNET!

Thank you friends and Goodnight.}

F2DR Returns/Presents: Shots That Will Get You Drunk: Dublin Street Riot

Brent has been giddy all day long about how we're going to make a "triumphant" return and tell all 9 of you about our Georgia Fucking Florida Weekend.  That may happen, but to be honest, I'm not the one to tell the story of my weekend, thats for girls with cameras or rapey raccoons to share.  I may try to get around to it in a day or two, but for now I'm bringing you a delicious new shot for you to enjoy and tell all your friends about.
{Ed. Note: Rebecca, Blake already knows about it so don't share it with him.}

Actual photo of a Dublin Street Riot and what your town will look like you will be doing if you drink enough of them.

First, a little background from an original submission I just made to a drink recipe website...

Inventor, origin, where it's popular, anecdotals, descriptions, inspirations, anything to help us feature the drink better.

Me.

My living room. 

Rafter's on St. Simons Island, Georgia.

Taste great, but be careful!

I love bourbon, there aren't too many bourbon shots I can ever remember when I'm out, so its either straight shots of warm well bourbon or drinking jagerbombs with my friends.  

Watching Game 2 of the World Series (Rangers @ Giants), I had a bottle of Jameson and found a bottle of butterscotch schnapps from an old peach pie recipe. After trail and error I found that 3 parts whiskey and 1 part Butterscotch was delicious and smokey and drunk.  

I was making them in a regular shot glass and filling it up, however, the bartenders liked to use a shaker.

The name is inspired by the makers of Jameson themselves, the people of Dublin and their fondness of rioting in the streets.

By now, you likely have out your Jameson Irish Whiskey and are impassively thinking, "I don't have any butterscotch schnapps and I refuse to buy any because its kinda emasculating."  Good point, but allow me to rebuttal that it is not as emasculating as dressing up like this in public...

Shame, boatloads of shame.

...So order a bottle over The Internet or go to a dark part of town where you won't be seen by anyone important and get a bottle!  It tastes great and you will be drunk!  Just remember, don't take any K-pins while drinking these or you will be immediately and painfully remorseful. And shamed.

{Ed. Note: Damn, it has been a while since I've done this and I am still hungover from three days ago.  This post was written poorly by Jason.}

I Have So Many Problems With This, I'm Going to Use Dum-Dum Bullet Points

Social Political blog we are not. But we are social creatures and politics are happening right now. So when a nationally covered distasteful, ignorant, fundamentalist viewpoint touches my serious internet business, I get perturbed. Ole Newt doesn't want there to be a mosque and community center built a couple blocks from the site of the WTC and Brent agrees with him. I'm sure a lot of Americans do. But, I'm also sure a lot of Americans are idiots.
When political and TV leaders are espousing an idea that a mosque (and, diligently mentioned by proponents, community center) being built within a few blocks of one the greatest tragedies and acts of violence in American history, represents a "victory" for Islam its not hard to understand the resistance and outrage many are feeling. I'm only going to dissect Brent's admittedly short and quick take on the matter. He presumably was picturing this as he wrote it.

Here are the promised bullets, marvel at my HTML powers!

1. ...radical Muslims flew planes into the Twin Towers killing 2,976 American Citizens.

   • Over 300 foreign nationals are included in this number along with an equal number of actual regular Muslims who were just as victimized as non-Muslims



2. I'm so happy that I live in the South where at least we still have some semblance of morals and ethics

   • If the South had any real morals and ethics left, Tennessee would have elected Basil Marceaux.Also, take a look at the AJC's homepage for insights into morals and ethics.



3. Between government hand outs and this crap I'm not sure what to think.

   • The government has been giving out handouts since the creation of the First Bank of the U.S. in 1791. The other crap is presumably, the threatening of the 1st Amendment by forbidding the construction of a building based upon the religious practices of the owners. That's American.



4. America used to be a proud Nation that had a fear of God and an un-paralelled work ethic.

   • America is a proud nation, fuck you for the past-tense. Our fear of God has largely been more of a fear of running out of money and getting caught doing bad things, I still have that fear. As for un-paralleled work ethic, I think that went out in the 60s man, also the Mexicans, Japanese, ah hell, all the other Orientals, would like a word on work ethic.



5. Not sure when we became a nation of pussies that roll over to appease extremist.

   • I hope we haven't. Because if this community center and mosque, which will be open to the public, somehow is intimidated and yelled at enough that it isn't built, then the extremist have won. America is patchwork quilt of fucked-up, crazy, hard-working, flag-loving, hipster, sexy, farming, werewolf-kids, ghost-riding the whip, yuppie Bad-asses, and some of these people are Muslims. Wouldn't it be a good idea to keep our Muslims feeling at home and not treating them as if they do not belong in America?



6. Bonus From Commenter Colin: Sounds like a couple of 24/7 BBQ joints need to open upwind of that Mosque. Have that sweet smokey smell of BBQ pig waft down to the mosque constantly.

   • Absolutely, I will gladly run this place. Slow Paul's Whole Hawg. Full of deliciousness and infidels!

Great article covering the topic.