Showing posts with label Sex Offenders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex Offenders. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

No Take Backs: A Look Into Love, Lies, and the Law



1) Man meets woman at bar.
2) Man lies to woman.
3) Woman impressed, drunk.
4) Sex.

That's a bare-bones rundown of >90% of all bar hookups. Its a tried and true method for one-night stands and awkward Facebook friending. Those all-stars up there do it every night when they mention, "No, I don't have VD" or "Yes, I always wear a condom". When later she realizes that no, you don't drive a BMW 6 Series, aren't actually on that minor league baseball team, and she, in fact, does now carry a simplex virus there are few repercussions and certainly no legal actions to take. Well, consider the precedent met.
A Palestinian man has been convicted of rape after having consensual sex with a woman who had believed him to be a fellow Jew. ~ via Isreal

The article goes on to mention how the two did the deed in a building next to the club, that could be a slip-up of not mentioning that it was the chick's apartment or it could mean these two crazy opposite-sides-of-the-wall kids played just the tip in the bathroom of a 24-hour McDonanlds.


Just like that.

Now, no attempt will be made to dive into this region's socioeconomic-cultural-religious-getoffmyyard turmoils, but this flagrant abuse of a time-honored tradition among drunk horny men must not only be condemned by world leaders, actions should be taken to show Israel that even in times of crisis, everybody just wants to get their dick wet and under no circumstances should consensual dirty bar banging be turned into rape on account of a lie. No take backs!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Fresh4Morning




Good Morning anything-but-gentle men and ladies of the evening. After a long, and well deserved writer's vacation, I return to you with the fruits of my mental labor. Actually all I have for you this AM are a few links and my 2 sentence responses to them, so deal with it.

I start you off today with a quote from a great American writer, warrior, and heavy drinker.

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
Ernest Hemingway

Well Ernest, what about hunting chupacabras? Hunting animals that look like they came from Resident Evil would most likely perk my interests no matter how many armed men I had hunted.


I promise I'll come up with more reasons why the Mets suck this week, but for now just be content with this.


Ever gone over to a friend's house to have a nice evening of Mario Kart and out of nowhere his almost-MILF mom brings out liquor and weed, and wants to bone you? What a drag.