I start you off today with a quote from a great American writer, warrior, and heavy drinker.
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway
Well Ernest, what about hunting chupacabras? Hunting animals that look like they came from Resident Evil would most likely perk my interests no matter how many armed men I had hunted.
I promise I'll come up with more reasons why the Mets suck this week, but for now just be content with this.
Ever gone over to a friend's house to have a nice evening of Mario Kart and out of nowhere his almost-MILF mom brings out liquor and weed, and wants to bone you? What a drag.
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