Plot: A band of brothers (the Expendables) save a chick's life on an island overthrown by corruption.
Synopsis: Sylvester Stallone mindfreaks the audience into believing that this isn't the most recent installment in the Rambo Franchise by adding an all star cast of action stars to the mix. This movie has it all except for full on penetration (requires Hulu Regestration...worth it), which as most of us know is the key ingredient for a film to be considered great. I digress. Guns go boom! Shit gets blown up, and the good guys win. A wonderful cinematic experience that you need not miss unless you are a baby...no seriously do not under any circumstances take a small child to this movie. Loud Noises! and if that's not reason enough for you to subject a baby to this flick then try this on for size. Gore! Enough to satisfy the blood lust of Rob Zombie in cinema for the next 5 years.
F2DR Final Score 9/10
Babies Not Welcome!
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The Expendables made me proud to be of the male origins.
ReplyDeleteEach one of the actors on this movie have done better films seperately. Still, the gathering of all these big names on one title swept me to the theater and i have to say : i loved it
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