Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Fresh4Morning: The Golden G-String Awards

So I was listening to the best morning radio show in America (The Regular Guys) and during a commercial break a sexy voice comes over the air welcoming me to attend "Blonde Delicious" at The Pink Pony. Normally I am not one to be enticed by sexy voice overs because chances are A) I'm never actually going to be talking to the sexy girl in the late night 1-800 ad that stays up late and talks to losers like me while rolling around in the bed with another hot girl in nothing but their underwear...love those ads and B) Said girl that answers the phone is more than likely a fat black chick...maybe I will call...


However...this morning all that changed. A sexy voice over ad rang in my years promoting "Blonde Delicious"-winners of the Penthouse Golden G-String Award. I really can't argue that...it's science. No joke this ad has now run six times in the course of me writing this article. The show promises girl on girl sexy dance August 9th at the Pink Pony. I'm hoping they were awarded actual golden g-strings that they incorporate into their show...either way I say let's go.

I wonder if the drummer for the Nappy Roots ?uestlove was inspired by these late night ads and that's how he came up with his name??? Something to ponder

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