Friday, July 9, 2010

Fresh4Morning: King Douchebag


The decision of all decisions has been made. Lebron James has decided to suck Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh dicks simultaneously after they gang bang his mom Delonte West style for the next 5 years.

The self-proclaimed King has solidified his place in sports history as a media whore and a guy that admittedly couldn't handle putting a team on his back and carrying them to a championship. He bailed on the city that loved him more than they loved their own children and did it without warning. He can't see past himself and that is why he will never win a championship. Sure the Heat have three bonified superstars now, but last I checked the only other player on their active roster is Mario Chalmers....hahaha good luck with that. The Heat as currently constructed will be going into next season without a point guard (the most important position in the NBA), two guys that play the same game and have never played second fiddle to anyone before, and no bench to speak of. Maybe Pat Riley's big plan is to have some Haitians come over to fill out the rest of the roster so that he can help rebuild the island nation, if this is the case then kudos Pat. I personally believe rather that Gary Payton and Karl "the Mailman" Malone are going to come back for a third time to win their "guaranteed" championship. This whole spectacle has been a joke and a travesty to sports in general. Athletes across the board need to harden the fuck up and stop being such pre-madonna bitches...Lebron is bitch numero uno. Go suck a chode King Douchebag. The only NBA game I intend watching next year is Miami at Cleveland to watch Varejo bust Queen James jaw. All this being said Let's Go Hawks!

MJ>Kobe...Lebron is nowhere to be found

3 comments:

  1. When MJ won his rings was he alone? Nope, he had Scottie Pippen. kobe win his alone? nope, he won most of them with Shaq by his side. How are D wade and Lebron different?

    Aint nothing but a gangster party. Don't be a Hater.

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  2. Ummm let's see...the Bulls front office took a player out of some no name school in Arkansas (Scottie Pippen) and developed arguably the greatest dynasty of all time w/Scottie always playing Robin to MJ's Batman. Shaq signed w/LA when young Kobe was still a relative no name, they went on to achieve greatness and built a great chemistry together...don't even start w/what Kobe's had recently...he's just refused defeat plain and simple.

    But let's examine this current scenario... Lebron wants to be taken seriously and win championships, cool. I just feel like he's a puppet that can't make decisions for himself. Win w/the team that drafted you and dont be AFRAID to grow a pair and put a team on your shoulders (MJ and Kobe style)...not rely on two other guys to do it for you. Once a bitch (not shaking hands w the Magic after a loss) always a bitch (holding your hometown team hostage so they cant make moves of their own to rebuild while you whore attention)...Ladies and Gentlemen Queen James.

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  3. MJ won it with the likes of Steve Kerr, BJ Armstrong, and Toni Kukoc.
    LeFag James had Shaq, Jamison, Mo Williams....all arguably better than those guys. MJ made Scottie Pippen into the star player he is recognized today. Pippen developed through MJ. I dont see "the king" helping out his players any.

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