Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Why the Mets Suck: Not Good at Math
Ever wonder what happened to America's economy? Well ladies and not-so-gentlemen, the Mets have set forth a perfect example for us. Why pay someone $5.9 million, when you can put it off 11 years with interest and pay him $29 million instead. That makes perfect sense right Mets fans? What do you think was going through Bobby Bonilla's head when the Mets offered him this? I know what I would have thought, "Jesus Christ, these idiots are dumber than Anne Frank." Then my eyeballs would have turned into dollar signs like in cartoons. You know you've made an unsuccessful negotiation deal when you look across the table and the guy you're bartering with has $'s for eyeballs. For an almost average baseball player, Bonilla has done pretty well for himself here.
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